You may ask where is the Island of Doctor Eric? If you are asking that question, I commend you for your curiosity (it is this type of curiosity that separates me from the other "scientists" of the world), but I cannot divulge that information. If I were, the foolish, the novelty seekers would invade my privacy and disturb my researches. I have carefully crafted not only the island, but the water around it, into the perfect environment for my purposes. Through a process which I will not divulge, the island and its surrounding waters are shielded from the rest of the world.
Those who have visited this site before may remember that there used to be a photo of my island. I have now removed that photo for two reasons. The first reason is that some of the less dull officials at ACAMS had been trying to match this photo to islands in this area. Fools! Again Dr. Eric has outsmarted you! The second reason is that, to prevent further attempted incursions, I am again transforming the Island, using my own methods! The brilliance of Doctor Eric will again soon be demonstrated!