There is only one man who knows my true identity. That man is Eric L. Miller, of Annandale, Virginia. He is my sole contact with the outside world. I do not even speak with those who deliver my supplies. I want no contact with a world that derides a man such as me.
In return for his assistance, I have agreed to present some data on Eric Miller. He was born on September 11, 1967 in Fairfax, Virginia. He spent most of his life in Northern Virginia (not far from where I myself used to live. I cannot, however, tell the story of how we met), and he currently resides in Annandale, Virginia. As of March 1, 2000, he fell in love with the most beautiful woman, inside and out, that he has ever met... soon they will be married! Much like my own beloved, Wanda -- before her affections were stolen from me by that insidious Dr. Von what... but I digress. Eric Miller earned a Bachelor's degree and a Master's degree in American History at George Mason University, and is now currently a Ph.D candidate at the American University in Washington D. C. As a student in these universities, Eric has written several essays, and I have agreed to let him post some of them up, via MY page. I have, of course, written many brilliant and incisive works myself. However, not only did "Doctor" Von What expell me from his precious ACAMS, he also managed to destroy most of what I have written! I managed to keep only a small handful of these intact, and I refuse to put them here! Von What and his cronies will have no opportunity to witness my genius, he and they will have to wait with the rest of the world!